Muffin Fighter

What is Muffin Fighter?

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

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