Muffin Freezer

What is Muffin Freezer?


1.

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.

Call non-stop

Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter

Google your name

Want to become friends with your friends

Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.

The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.

See stalker, obsessive, needy, overbearing, lonely


14

Random Words:

1. To economize. To make more efficient. G Dawg's policies often econ-izzle my nizzle. Fo rizzle..
1. To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student. Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need..
1. The act of not being able to attain a boner (Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face) John: Doc Is something wrong? Doct..