Muffin Jamboree

What is Muffin Jamboree?


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A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night

Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)

Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch

Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!


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