Muffin Monster

What is Muffin Monster?

1.

When a man stands behind another person, usually one sitting. He than takes one testicle and squeezes it into his hand, where the one nut is sticking out the thumb and pointer finger side (looks like a fucked up muffin). When the person turns around you yell AHHHH Muffin monster bitch.

Jason was sitting at his chair watching T.V. I snuck behind him, he turned around and Got site of the Muffin monster. WHAT A FAG.

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2.

This awesome machine in 30 Days Of Night.

It grinds things up...

Like trash...

And people...

Ohnoes!!!! It's the muffin monster!!!!

Oh... and there goes someone's arm...

Oh my...

See 30 days of night
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