Muffin Mouth

What is Muffin Mouth?


1.

Someone with a terrible goatee, particularly one that looks out of place on the person or is untrimmed to the point where it looks like the person has a muffin, or puss, for a mouth. Generally found on someone who thinks the goatee is sweeter than it really is.

"Bruce, man you need to shave that muffin mouth!"

"Man, that guy is rockin' a sweet muffin mouth."

See goatee, prison pussy, facial hair, beard, mustache, muffin, bush, soul patch, southside goatee, facial mullet, chin moss, eurotrash, white trash, scumbag, dirtbag, teenstache


24

Random Words:

1. A niece or nephew, like a sibling. My sister's in labour! I'm getting a new niebling!! See niebling, sibling, niece, nephew..
1. At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the ..
1. The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connectio..