Muffin Mouth

What is Muffin Mouth?


1.

Someone with a terrible goatee, particularly one that looks out of place on the person or is untrimmed to the point where it looks like the person has a muffin, or puss, for a mouth. Generally found on someone who thinks the goatee is sweeter than it really is.

"Bruce, man you need to shave that muffin mouth!"

"Man, that guy is rockin' a sweet muffin mouth."

See goatee, prison pussy, facial hair, beard, mustache, muffin, bush, soul patch, southside goatee, facial mullet, chin moss, eurotrash, white trash, scumbag, dirtbag, teenstache


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