Muffin Slap

What is Muffin Slap?

1.

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"

Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!

See slap, chocolate muffin, Hannah H.
48

Random Words:

Juper
1. The act of surprising someone by "jupering" them, or in other words, sticking your index finger in their rectum when they leas..
Read more
Foodcourt Bride
1. A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as ..
Read more
Ceewl
1. saying ceewl instead of cool is a very sexy way of expressing that you find something awesome. It is invented in the Netherlands to repl..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free