What is Muffin Slap?
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This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"
Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!
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Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
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Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.
e.g being drunk, stoned, high on somethin..
