Muffin Stump

What is Muffin Stump?


1.

The bottom part of a muffin. Many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Girl, where did all these muffin stumps come from? Where are all the tops for these muffins?

See Manny

2.

larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.

other side affects are the groping of male friends,

and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.

Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!

Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!

James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"

Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!

Eric: eh! id poke er'!

See muffin, muffins, stump, muffin top, fat, gut, obese, large, molly

3.

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

See Manny

4.

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

See Manny


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