Muffin Top Factor

What is Muffin Top Factor?


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(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.

Examples of PROPER use:

1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.

2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.

Examples of IMPROPER use:

1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.

2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!

See muffin, top, factor, fat, belly, gut, bottom


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