Muffin Tops

What is Muffin Tops?


1.

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"

Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

See Sid

2.

Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.

That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans

See muffin, tops, fat, love handles, stomach

3.

when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.

"she has huge muffin tops."

See fat, huge, big girl, muffins

4.

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.

An example of you are what you eat.

See love handles, fat, rolls, muffin top, gross, barfalicious, delicious

5.

the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.

Really ugly.

Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.

See fat, muffin, fatty, fat chicks, lard

6.

a breast which doesnt quite fit into todays form fitting bras creeping over the top.

Obviously that bra doesnt fit; look at her muffin tops


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