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Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.
McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoars..
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A woman's vagina after breakfast.
"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"
See vagina, waffle,..
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To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.
Bob: "I woke up with my hands ..