Muffinologist Edit Meaning

1. A over anxious, impatient person calling every 5 minutes waiting for Ups to arrive The UpsBasterd was offered overnight air but refused..

1. A small piece of turd, usually round, that lacks sufficient weight to fall freely. It becomes stuck and requires a vigorous shaking acti..

1. The look a guy gives when he's been caught doing something either sexually embarrassing or when he's been made a fool of in pu..