Muffinologist Edit Meaning

1. A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication. I was all ready to hunker down for a long..

1. A pair of harlequins that speak in reverse of one another. Do the Queen's dirty work, or so it would seem. "We are Zorn and ..

1. Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis. I have the phobia of another persons dick where someone could be like "GIVE ME A..