What is Muffins?
1.
Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!
Muffins are good. I ate one.
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2.
when a girl got big tits
yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins
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3.
A euphemism for the word nothing.
"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."
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4.
when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.
that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins
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5.
muffins are just ugly cupcakes
man: those muffins were delicious!
man 2: no they weren't.
man: yeah, they were.
man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
man: "falls over dead."
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6.
A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.
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Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!
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7.
When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.
Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!