Muffin-tops

What is Muffin-tops?


1.

When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.

Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.

See muffin steamer, muffincunt

2.

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)

"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"

See fatty, muffintops, muffin-tops, fat, nasty


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