What is Muffin-tops?
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When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
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The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
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extremly large red pissflaps.flaps that hang out of the vagina excessively.
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