What is Muffintops?
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The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.
Let's have a picnic and eat
muffintops guys!
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2.
Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"
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3.
The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.
When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.
Yo, your muffintops are showing.
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The Ultimate Laughter.
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