What is Muffled?
1.
verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this
minging fat bitch !"
"Oh man, is he a
plumper humper ?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
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2.
When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.
I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!
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3.
also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.
He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!
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