Muffle-me-puffer

What is Muffle-me-puffer?

A fartof average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

See fart, poot, gas, ass, toot

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