Muffshouldbedeleted Edit Meaning

1. Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexe..

1. To be unfactual. People who don't listen, have ears full of shit and a gobfull too. ie. a bullshitter, non-listener, and a self rig..

1. The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person. A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it...