Muffsniff Edit Meaning

1. to masturbate; to be lazy "I'm bored, maybe I'll shlurk it." See masturbation, masturbate, lazy, jizzle..

1. Cool, Awesome, or Shiny. The Dark Knight was so JAMPER! My future is so JAMPER, I need sunglasses See cool, tight, awesome, ace, shin..

1. The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," ..