Muffstache Edit Meaning

1.

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

See moist, vagina, dirty sanchez, finger fuck

2.

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

See juli, rug muncher, pancakes, lady lumps, juliana

3.

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

See vagina, pubic hair, vag

4.

Having hair around the vaginal area.

Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.

Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.

See muff, vagina, mustache, stache, muffdiver, cunt, pussy, taco, peach, beaver, cooch, coochie, snatch

5.

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

See muff, eating out, muff diving

6.

Small 'landing strip' style patch of pubic hair remaining after a 'Brazilian' waxing or other such 'clear-cut' method. Usually found in very, trendy stylish women accustomed to wearing skimpy clothing and or lingerie.

"So we all decide we're gonna go skinny dipping and when Tina stripped down to her thong it looked like she was riding a sheep dog but Gina and I just had our Muffstache's"

See pubic, hair, waxing, landing strip, hairy

7.

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

See gayness, balls, sack