What is Muffum?
1.
When a woman has a full grown frontal and rear pubic region.
A Muff is the front hair, and the rear hair can be described as the opposite of a muff - therefore being a Ffum.
Put the two together and you have yourself a Muffum.
Joan's Muffum is out of control, she really needs to trim the jungle.
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Random Words:
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To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!
Wow girl, can I fuck..