What is Muffy?
1.
(1) A
(2) The female partner of the
Sarah is so muffy, she dresses
wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.
2.
Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)
"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}
3.
A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen
Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.
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4.
When it's overly
Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well
muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its
muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"
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5.
A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.
Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.
I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.
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6.
An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)
"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"
7.
your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend
Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !
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