Muffy

What is Muffy?


1.

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.

Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.

2.

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)

"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."

{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}

3.

A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen

Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.

See anal sex, cheating, no remorse, brown shower, pathetic

4.

When it's overly warm/ hoteither indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hotbefore you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff

Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"

Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"

Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"

See muffy, muff, hot, sweaty

5.

A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.

Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.

I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.

See pussy, fart, oral, sex, queef

6.

An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"

7.

your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend

Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !

See boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, lover, sweetheart, best friend


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