What is Muftard?
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Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
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The merging of both holidays; Christmas and Honikah! Commonly heard on the O.C by the Cohen family.
Seth Cohen: "I love Christmuka..
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to have an exceessive amount of money. One may have loot when they grow up, but they do not have the cheese, which is the fine spreadin..