Muftard

What is Muftard?

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

See muftard, mufftard, muffin, retard, tard

Mangoose

1. A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoo..

Kerbunk

1. (Verb) When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who&a..

Queefiola

1. a massive vaginal fart during sex, commonly used by ugly fat chicks "Dude my girlfriend queefiola-ed last night so bad that I didn..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Muftard Edit Meaning