What is Muftard?
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Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
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A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.
Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin...
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stupid word that jeney says. has no official meaning.
um.. poopsichord!..