What is Muftard?
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Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
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