What is Muftard?
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Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
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a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)
i didn't have a dildo so i made an..
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When a girl or guy has slept with people of all races
Black,white,latino,asian etc..You name it!
I went to the states, mexico, and hon..
