Mufti Edit Meaning

1.

A day at school when students come in without uniform.

"Watcha wearing for mufti"

See betty

2.

A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.

1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!

Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!

Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...

2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?

Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.

See nose, nasal, nostril, smell, scouse

3.

When you dig up a recently deceased person, put your mouth over their anus, and punch them in the stomach, to release the CO2 and other gases liberated during their body's fermentation in order to get high.

Brian, Bryan and Evil Greg went to Cemetery last week and got so high doing mufti.

See sex, fetish, slang, mufty

4.

arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor

my son, the mufti, was always full of opinions

5.

Noun - singular and plural

Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dogsuch as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockeystick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.

If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!

See lap dog, shiatsu, terrier

6.

A derogatory term used by rednecks to refer too some one of Arabic decent, usually a dirty turban wearing Muslim who often scratches his beard with the same hand he uses to wipe ass with.Often this act is then proceeded by going to a nightclub on the Gaza strip adorned with C-4 ultimately splattering himself into tiny particles whilst simultaneously killing anywhere from 50 to up wards of 200 drunken kikes who would have gotten laid that night if not for the said mufti. Also see wog, rag,raghead,sand nigger and terrorist.

"Hey honey, get in here! Says here on the CNN nother one of them god damn mufti's just blew up un o'them fancy caseners dar in Vegas. Reckon Larry the Cable Guy better out not to have been doing a show thar or Bush is gonna ride him a nuke straight into pakerstan eern show them mufti's whar the bear dun shit in the buckwheat!"

See rag, terrorist, sandnigger, wog, raghead

7.

A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles

My girlfriend got a mufti yesterday.

See brazilian, pubic hair, hairpiece, muff