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Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined busin..
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Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
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a cheap excuse for an unnecessary gift for your girlfriend, when in reality....you're going to steal it from her in her sleep and m..