What is Mugtard?
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A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."
Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"
Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"
Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"
Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"
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