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A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime aro..
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The most lovely lady one could ever hope to spend time with.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
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Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.
Tommy is such a cable m..