What is Mulch?
1.
splattered
I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.
2.
dingleberries, left over
I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch
3.
Female ejaculation on a males private parts.
Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!
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4.
a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!
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5.
Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
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