Mulf

What is Mulf?


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The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.

I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf

See sleep, excrement


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