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when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick
i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet ske..
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same principle as tig ol' bitties except with box of doughnuts
"Did you see how many dox of boughnuts the copper put down.&qu..
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When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.
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