What is Mullens?
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When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!
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Rather sexist term used to describe a way that a man behaved in a given situation as being feminine or unmanly.
Man 1: "Did you he..
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When someone rubs their fist between their butt cheeks, and then punches someone in the face.
"He was talking shit, so I gave him ..
