What is Mullens?
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When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!
dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!
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The result of adding a new twist to a classic item.
Chicken parmigiana with some spicy salami between the napoli sauce and the cheese..
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making up a word, and then using urban dictionary to try and get it to catch on.
my friends an idiot, he spent all of his day off urbdi..