What is Muller?
1.
To make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
Can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.
Joker: And then he fell over!
> silence <
All: Muller!
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2.
To intentionally injure an opponent in rugby by smashing them in a tackle.
I'm gonna muller that short and cocky one on the wing
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3.
To do a shit (eject shit from uranus)
Used as verbal abuse ("you piece of muller")
Be used as a replacement/subsitude for the word "SHIT"
Be used as during sex (exsample: brown showers)
"Im going for a muller" (im going for a shit)
"Muler/Mullah! (SHIT!)
Muller time (shitting time/brown showers)
Muller Express (brown showers)
Muller on Muller (a 69 version of brown showers)
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4.
Being calmly intoxicated to a near paralytic level. Generally through the aid of alcohol.
Twinkle Face: Bored still, what you doing?
Petal Cheeks: Little...
Twinkle Face: Want to get muller?
Petal Cheeks: Okay!
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5.
To take something that belongs to someone else, even though it can clearly be traced back to you.
Damn-I thought I had some coke in the fridge but I appear to have been Mullered.
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