What is Mullested?
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Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.
Random Words:
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When you get excited over nothing.
She was all jug of pennies about that guy. Turns out he was gay.
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After a guy cums in a girl, she quickly stands over him and lets the cum flow out allover him.
After Dick came into Jane, she stood ove..
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Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food..
