What is Mullested?
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Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.
Random Words:
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A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.
Lucy runs fast..
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really really drunk/stoned
"dude, i am fucking eskundered"
"you musnt be that eskundered, you managed to say it."
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