What is Mullested?
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Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.
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the internet
"Lets consult the elder brain."
See internet, world wide web, wikipedia, google, browser..
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Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.
Jon: I'm leaving now, see ..
