What is Mullet?
1.
Pronounced "MUHL LET"
A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:
Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet
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2.
Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.
"Yeehaw! That's the biggest mullet I've ever seen!"
3.
well, there are three known people who save the world and have a mullet.
-solid snake
-captain planet
- and, macgyver.
richard dean anderson is the man. he saves the world and has a mullet. he doesnt have it now, but he saves the world anyways in stargate sg-1.
4.
The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...
Joe walks into the barbershop:
Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"
Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."
Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."
Result: Mullet
5.
a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.
Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.
6.
n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
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Any hairstyle whereupon the top is shorter than the back, and said person wearing this hairstyle still thinks that quiet riot, whitesnake, cinderella, and all the other myriad of metal bands kick major ass. Addendum to definition: People with said hairstyle usually carry with them lifetime memberships to local respective strip clubs, and believe very firmly that Pabst Blue Ribbon is STILL the beer of choice, along with Budweiser.
ANY hard rock concert will definitely prove all that I have said.
