Mullet Protector

What is Mullet Protector?


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A woolen knit capwith a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer's head warm.

My new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while I went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.

See mullet, white trash, redneck, cap, hat


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