What is Mullet-call?
1.
usually heard in their natural habitats such as trailer park, the nasty bar at the end of town, ya know.. once you see a couple dead fridges in the lawns,cars on blocks, their young teenage daughters in cutoffs and spandex shirts out rompin in the front yeard,the impeciable stench of beer and fried taters,you've made it all the way over to mulletville, so anyways if you hear an ungodly yodelish hollaring bitchy yell from a woman in a housecoat shower cap and hot pink house shoes, and fire engine red lipstick.. this my friend would be a mullet - call.
* Note the woman yelling from thr trailer door IS dangerous.. remeber that spatula in her hand isn't just a spatuala.. no.. not in mulletville..it's a weapon.so be careful kids.
have fun mullethunting!
I was out mullethunting one night.. full moon was out and a howling wind crept about when all of a sudden.. i heard it.. the mullet-call.
2.
A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.
I got so randy after we left the bar, I had to give Deryl a mullet-call as soon as I got home.
3.
1. The Call of the Mullets
2. A loud shout in the direction of a person or persons sporting a fine looking mullet
3. admiration for one's mullet
"MUH-LEETTT!"
(in the distance)
"muuhhh-leeeet!"
