Mulstache

What is Mulstache?

When a mullet meets with a mustache continuously to form a particularly unappealing fashion statement. It is also sometimes accompanied by a beard.

Girl 1 "Dude, did you see Jeremy?"

Girl 2 "No... why?"

Girl 1 "He went and grew a mulstache."

Girl 2 "NOOOO!!!! That horrible hair invasion of the face?"

Girl 1 "That's what I'm sayin."

See mustache, mullet, gotee, facial hair, white trash

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