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(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to ..
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Rubbing your backside across your girlfriends face like a dog rubs its backside across the carpet. This is a Dirty Melson.
Dirty Melson..
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The art of total dominationor rape leaving someone with their neck snapped, painfully hurt in any other type of way, or buried under a b..