Multi-tasking

What is Multi-tasking?

1.

A skill boasted by ladies who engage in a variety of disparate activities simultaneously.

For vivid examples of MULTI-TASKING accomplishments by ladies, readers need look no further than Author Persson's entries for ASTERISK and BOCCA, on other pages of the admirable Urban Dictionary.

See Persson

2.

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.

"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beerbefore we leave."

Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated

See awesome, boozing, wasted, dwi

3.

the act of taking a crap and whacking off at the same time, to save time.

jeff was crunched for time so he decided to give multi-tasking a chance to save time.

4.

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.

I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.

I love multi-tasking.

Women are good at multi-tasking.

See multitasking, multi, jenny, bucher, guelph, masturbate

5.

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.

tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.

See multitasking, masturbation

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