Multitasking Edit Meaning

1.

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverageproactively blah, blah human capitaland grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

2.

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.

Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.

See multitask, multitasking, multi, task, work

3.

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.

2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.

1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.

2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.

Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!

person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?

Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.

See aim, instant message, chat, misspeak, surfing

4.

1. To accomplish two or more tasks simultaneously.

2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.

1. Girls are exceptional at multitasking; they can use chat on Instant Messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.

2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.

See multitask, multitasking, valley girl, cpu

5.

The act of looking at pornography and instant messaging at the same time.

"I was multitasking so much last night, best IMs ever."

See multitasking, multitask, multiasking, im

6.

Code for jerking off. Spanking the monkey. To beat your meat.

"Where'd Jonny go?"

"He's multitasking"

"Dude that's fucking nasty"

See jerk, off, dick, wack, smack, monkey, meat, beat, shit, guy, cock, genitals

7.

Doing anything else while playing Tetris

Will is multitasking, walking and playing tetris

See tetris, game, play, geek, idiot