Mum Joke

What is Mum Joke?

Generally a cheap joke made at the expense of someone elses mother, especially with sexual connotations.

#1: What's going down?

#2: Johnson's mum

#3: Again? .. laughs

#1: Well my mum was mowing the lawn

#2: Last time I checked she didn't have anything to mow ;)

See P.D.

Old Cold Belly Badness

1. the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach..

Jizz My Pants

1. the most amazing song ever. used as a very sexual joke. great for sexy parties best friends jizz their pants for each other *friend..

Lmaoroflbbq

1. LMAO ROFL while BBQing. zomg, that's LMAOROFLBBQ! See rofl, lol, bbq, lmao, laugh..

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