Mum Proof

What is Mum Proof?

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."

Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"

Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

Jazz Crackers

1. n. groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack "Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!" "Oh god..I just got ..

Jewish Face Job

1. when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face "Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?" See fac..

Sekso

1. a mexican word for sex also used as seks my friend and i wrote sekso instead of sexo so the teacher would notice See seks, sex, virgin..

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