Mum Proof

What is Mum Proof?

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."

Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"

Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

Zebrook

1. Having a hairy anal passage, or "canal" if you will. I heard that girl that got stockton'd had a zebrook!!! ewwwww! Se..

Having A Mare

1. Having a nightmare. Being in a bad/awkward situation. "I got fired in work then crashed into the back of someone when I was drivin..

Kadudle

1. 1. kissing 2. cuddling 3. a combination of kissing and cuddling which tends to lead to more. I like to kadudle in the park at nig..

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