Mum Proof

What is Mum Proof?

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."

Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"

Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

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