Mum Proof

What is Mum Proof?

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."

Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"

Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

Cinco De Quattro

1. Coined by President Obama when jokingly greeting guests/press at the White House on 4 May 2009. It seems as if he wanted to say, "Q..

Tambo Ho

1. a slutty girl who has no musical talent, but you have her play tambourine in your band just because she's hot. wow, shes hot - she..

Vingleberry

1. same as dingleberry, but it's pieces of TP in the vajayjay. As I was eating her out, I noticed Renee had a vingleberry. See eatin..

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