What is Mumbai Munghole?
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The aftermath of a bad curry, usually consumed when drunk. The unsuspecting victim will usually compliment the chef and within hours be doubled over clutching their stomach. Such is the danger of mumbai munghole.
Jono and Kate went on a first date.
Kate ordered the chicken korma, Jono ordered the Rogan Josh. The date was going swimmingly, Jono left the table and never came back. Kate went home suicidal, she had been stood up again.
The next day, Jono rang Kate as she was preparing to slit her wrists.
"Hey Kate! Sorry about last night, that rogan josh gave me an awful case of Mumbai Munghole"
Kate put the razor down.
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