Mumble Shorts

What is Mumble Shorts?


1.

Extremely tight shorts on a female. The shorts are said to be so tight, that you can see the lips moving, but you just can't hear what they are saying.

"Check out the mumble shorts on her."

See mumble, shorts, tight, lips, female


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