Mumblefuck

What is Mumblefuck?


1.

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.

My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

See obfuscate, huh, manipulate, obscure

2.

When the person you're talking to is mumbling and you can't understand a damn thing they're saying. Usually used in situations where they're giving you important information like a reservation number or directions on how to get somewhere.

A typical mumblefuck conversation.

"Can I get your order please?"

"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"

"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*

"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."

See mumble, annoying, idiot

3.

1. Trying to talk while engaging in oral sex.

Giver: Mfff mfff, whff dff ffffk?

Reciever: Quit yo mumblefuck, bitch.

4.

Nickname for president George W. Bush

Mumblefuck spent over 7 minutes sitting on his ass on 9/11/01 after being informed of an attack on America.

See chimpy, dubya, shrub, junior, asshat


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