What is Mumblelard?
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A man or woman who is incapable of processing simple information or communicating simple information.
First Guy: I hear a phone ringing.
Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.
OR
First Guy: What's going here?
Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM
First Guy: You mumblelard.
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the process of shutting the fuck up
Quityerbitchin and get back to work, douche bag!
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The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.
Eat my queef cookie you man ho.
See queef, bitch, man ho, pussy, w..