What is Mumbling Pants?
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Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...
Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.
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The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.
Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-st..
