Mumbling Pants

What is Mumbling Pants?

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.

Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

See lips, minge, camel toe, lycra, mumbling

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