Mumbo

What is Mumbo?


1.

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

2.

To speak without clarity.

I listened to Bubba mumbo 'bout traffic jams, gettin' pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren't only cold...he ate everthang but the crust.

3.

There were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by natives.

Native: You trespass land.

The trespassers are taken to the chief.

Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo.

Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo?

Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you.

Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo.

The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor.

Trespasser 2: I don't want that, I pick death.

The Chief looks around smiling happily.

Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!

Este pinche bovi no tiene change pa ten so we gave him Mumbo.


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