What is Mumbo?
1.
An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".
All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.
2.
To speak without clarity.
I listened to Bubba mumbo 'bout traffic jams, gettin' pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren't only cold...he ate everthang but the crust.
3.
There were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by natives.
Native: You trespass land.
The trespassers are taken to the chief.
Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo.
Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo?
Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you.
Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo.
The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor.
Trespasser 2: I don't want that, I pick death.
The Chief looks around smiling happily.
Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!
Este pinche bovi no tiene change pa ten so we gave him Mumbo.
