Mumbulance

What is Mumbulance?


1.

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

See drunk, lift, vomit, taxi

2.

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

See drunk, lift, vomit, taxi


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