What is Mumford?
1.
To perform oral sex on a woman. A term originating in the midwest. See
That girl got a lot of Mumford last night and she is happy today.
Wow, that was some smelly, steamy mumford.
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2.
A word that is multifunctional, and way awesome. When used in conjunction with another word, that word or adjitive also becomes way awesome.
"That shirt screams 'mumford' all over you." (The shirt is now way awesome. and so is the person wearing said shirt.)
and then thoese who wore the shirt picks up loads of chicks.
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1.
The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.
Damn after bustin up in that baloon..
