Mummified

What is Mummified?


1.

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac

i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch

See mummy, snout, bitch, maniac, snipper

2.

when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.

See facial, mummy, snowball


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